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Till now i have discussed only one friend of mine and still two enthralling characters are left. Let me brief about them as well. 2nd one is Pundit(aka Despo) and 3rd one Tharkie. Often they are addressed as Jai-Veeru pair. They did their graduation together. Both are incomplete without each other.
Despo : He was like "Jahan dekhi Naari, wahan aankh maari". Always keep proposal on his tongue like we keep visiting cards in our wallet. Already made a pass at girls during college time. There were girls whom he approached more than once. Shares his "Mann ki Baat" with his other half i.e. Tharkie.. Personality who has sound relationship with seniors/professors/managers. Very disciplined and follows his routine better than machine
Tharkie : He is the another cool guy in town. Couldn't stop himself & start dancing even on ringtones if someone pushes him a bit. His feet are quite irresistible to music beats and same way his thoughts or imaginations are unstoppable after looking a girl. Its like... " dil me tujhe bitha ke,kar lunga mein bandh aankhen or uske baad iska kaam shuru ho jata hai. Quite <geek/>. Thinks a lot before investing anything. Makes thing complex and too much concerned about health as if he is the only one who is going to be affected if any mishap happened to people on earth. You can find all kind of preventing meausres, syrups, tablets, protection kit, pills etc. Believes that his life could be in danger if he travels more than 100 km over bike but t accident might take place within 1 km. Very weird logic.There are other weird logics as well and everything is related to #Paisa in the end.
So, why i kept the title of my post as " Small interesting world" is going to reveal now. One fine day,
unkil came back from office, Tharkie was having healthy diet less on carbs and oil. Unkill just entered and vomit out the thing he discussed over call at noon. Its about his marriage proposal. And asked whether he knew about this girl. Unkill didn't recognize the girl by name when her mother told him that she did engineering along with him from same college, same batch, same stream. Poor mama's bouyy.. By the way all the protagonist in this version are from "Baniya" caste. And unkill parents are desperately looking for "Maaldaar" party. For which they have published their son's name in matrimonial newspaper of their caste. And they got call from this girl's dad. Unkill haven't noticed this girl during college time becoz he was busy playing the role of "Kandha" for other beauties of college. So he wasn't sure about this girl geography.
He(UnkilL) once asked again to tharkie whether he knows that girl. Tharkie had already went to nostalgia of college day after listening the name. And sudden coarse voice of our uncle brought him back to real time. And he started shouting my name. I was busy with my office work. I didn't want to go downstairs but i got a feeling that matter is captivating and i should go... so next minute i was lying on sofa. Tharkie told me that Unkil is asking about this girl.. I said ohkk... whats the matter we both knew this girl. Then he said " unkill ka rishta hai uske ghar se" And we were like "oh shit" how on earth that her parents found unkill.
She was the same girl whom our close friend Despo used to make a pass during college days. Was rejected twice by her. We used to tease him a lot with her name. she was the first rejection of Despo, and with that he didn't stop. After all life is all about next step. In the next semester he gave her time to like him & again made a unsuccessful attempt and then move to other blooming flower of college.
That first crush of Despo is about to fall in Unkill's bucket .And despo was unaware of this. We intimated unkill if he said yes to girl then "Despo se bura koi nhi hoga". Despo would make your life miserable. Unkill understood the situation but his earn to see this girl increases more now. Its becoz we told him that not only Despo but two other boys proposed the same girl during college days.. So uncle thought she must be a beauty and how she went unnoticed by him.
He went upstairs and quickly searched for that girl over facebook and then we both me and Tharkie looked uncle face and started laughing like never. Unkill was like how guys could run after this girl. She is dusky, ugly, fiftiest shade of charcoal, dark knight rises, shadow, bla bla bla...few vulgar jargon for us for cooking this girl a hottie in his imagination and Lastly said I am ready to sacrifice this girl for my heartiest friend Despo. Immediately called her mother and instructed to first filter out the girl then only send their profile to him.
That was the small weird and interesting version of one night. And our every night is full of such storylines. :P :) Thanks for reading.
